Nephew in JPN day 6

Day 6 entry:
Today was a pretty action packed day; first we started the long drive to Universal Studios Japan. There was some slight rain so we brought umbrellas, over the day the rain got heavy, light, heavy, light, and the humidity was like, humid, kinda, not, kinda, humid, and so on. First we went on the Spider Man ride, the line wasn’t just a line, it was the daily bugle, Parker’s office and all.




Then we finally got to the virtual ride. You start off in a car then Spidy jumps off a building ledge onto the car and tells you that he needs your help. We start driving and Dr. Octopus aka Dr. Octacavious is on the scene, one of his metallic arms starts to charge a laser at us. We start to drive away and Spiderman tells us to run and starts to distract our foe. Then he sees something and spins away, you drive on for a bit then you see a few machines in midair. They see you or something then you see a bunch of guys building a laser or something like that to kill Spider Man. You start to drive away when electroman jumps down onto the car and sticks a plug into it. Sparks fly as the car shakes around and booms go off. Then after he does that the car starts spinning and goes through tunnel. Then you see Scream and his minions, one of them which looks like a mini-venom jumps onto the car and starts slashing at it and our hero pulls him away with the web. You continue through the tunnel where we see Spiderman next to some sewer water and he’s like, oh are you okay? Then there’s some water dripping up behind him and a big water guy comes out. He’s like a human except made of water. He reaches his hand out to the car and then a bunch of water shoots into the car. Spiderman tries to save us by punching him but all in vain, the water guy just smacks a pipe and the water shoots the car elsewhere. Then the real fun begins, Spiderman thinks we’d be safe in the air so he connects himself to the car with his web, swinging it around and such. Then the green goblin comes out, he throws a bomb at us and Spiderman covers it with a web and it explodes inside the web, saving us. Then he’s about to throw another one but Spiderman kicks it into the wall and it explodes. We escape until the water dude starts shooting up to the sky, lobbing water at us, then the goblin gets back and starts chucking bombs at us. Spiderman is trying to save us by using our car as a weapon and a shield but in the end we just get pawned. The car starts plummeting to the ground so fast, then right before we hit the ground a web net comes out and saves us. Then we start to drive and then we see Spiderman with all the baddies somehow in a web casing, then he comes out and snaps a picture of us, the end,　it was pretty crazy. Then we ate lunch at Mel’s diner, it tasted a lot like Wally’s Burger, we came to the conclusion that all drive-in burger places use the same style of burger.

Then we went to E.T, you start out in the same fashion of a line, except we were in the woods. You get into this car thing but it’s actually like 50 linked bikes attached to a cable at the top of the roof thing. By the way, at the end he calls your name so you tell the lady, she was named I, I was named Am, and he was named Gay. So you start off just riding around and you pass a few NASA scientists, then a car comes out at you and you dodge it, then there’s a bunch of trees in front of you with lights flashing through it with a bunch of smoke everywhere. Then you go off a cliff and bash into a police officer’s car and the siren goes off. Then you crash through some trees and all of the sudden you’re in space, you see a moon and a miniature city below you with tiny cars and everything, it simulates a city on a planet below you. Then you pass the moon and you see like 6 bikes passing the moon lol. Then you like turn, it looks pretty fake when you turn through space and see some black walls with stars everywhere, then this huge portal opens and lights go everywhere and stuff but then you kind of turn to the right, I guess they couldn’t actually make you go through it. Then E.T. teleports out of the bike onto a platform and touches the wall and a glow goes through the wall, then everything it touches comes back to life. His planet is full of freaking freak shows. The plants are alive with eyes and grotesque limbs and euuhh… Then you enter a room and a bunch of mini E.T’s are celebrating and then you enter a room where E.T bids a final farewell as he calls out everyone in the car’s names. Zingo, Bango, Shinkaku, Ringu, (Totally made up), I, Am, Gay. Damn was that funny.




Then we went to Jaws, the boat person is acting like it’s just an everyday boat tour but she has a gun just in case. We’re going, going on the water until we see a wrecked ass boat, it’s like torn open and the other half is sinking down. Then we see two shark fins and the girl is all panicky, turning on the radio to find the screams of her colleague. Then she takes out the gun and shoots at the shark, man you could tell how fake it was, the water like EXPLODED when she shot and she like COMPLETELY missed. Then we scurry into a boat house, a dark, boat house, filled with lots of stuff to be tipped over and creaked. So we get into the boat house and a barrel tips over the top ledge and a bunch of water pours out, then we hear a sound that sounds like big metal bars being bent. Then one of the mini rowboats splashes down and it’s like DUN DUN DUN DUN, (insert jaws music here). Then the wall starts sparking and the door opens up. We zoom out then we see some sharks coming out. The girl starts shooting at it but then she finds out she can’t and just shoots the oil tanker behind it. It totally explodes and there’s fire on the water and its like SOOOO hot like hotter than fire usually is. And then you like zoom through the fire and then we go through some cranes and stuff then a shark comes out of the water, chewing a wire. The girl shoots at it a few times and then it submerges again. It comes back up again except its black and there’s blood all over it. Then the girl tells us not to tell anyone what happened today and we all clap and get out of the boat.



Then we went to Jurassic park but she didn’t go on because she doesn’t like butterflies. So we we’re in a life raft type thing, it’s an orange blow up type and we’re touring dino land. Then we see a boat and what looked to be a camp totally messed up. And you see two baby raptors fighting over a torn shirt. Then we start heading to a warehouse for some reason and there’s a suspended cage making some weird sounds of guys inside getting ripped to shreds and dinosaurs going like RAHHHHHHGRRRLLLRAHHHHHH. So we start going under the cage into the warehouse when the cage drops a bit but doesn’t. I noticed in this ride you see a lot of dinosaurs “almost” being there, like doors getting pushed open and stuff but they never actually get through. Anyways, we start going up through the warehouse, a lot like the boat house, then we start going up hill and we see what looked to be a monitoring room, all fine and dandy except the glass is smashed open and the monitoring screens are all totally screwed. Then we keep going up and the lights are out, and we hear dinosaurs screeching, then a light turns on beside us, the light of a cage of a raptor, then the boat speeds up the hill and at the peek of the hill we see a t rex, and we speed right under it’s legs and we zoom down a hill and water shoots by the boat. Then we’re in a stream type thing. We didn’t really get wet from the final splash, but more from the rain when we were waiting to get back to shore, for like TEN MINUTES!




Then we went to the Back to the Future ride. It starts off with you in the time car then you’re flying through billboards in the city and then you smash through a city clock and then you see many gears beside you and then you’re in well I’m not exactly sure WHAT it was. Then we started like moving back super fast out of a crack in what seemed to be a moon, except we came out of the mouth of a volcano! Then you fly into the volcano again through a crack in it this time and there’s T Rexes everywhere, one slaps his tail on rocks beside you and then another one tries to eat you. He eventually eats you and you like portal into a stream of lava. You sail along a bit until streams of fire start shooting from places, then a final wave comes at you and then you warp through it into it, and then you’re at a huge billboard saying “BACK TO THE FUTURE.” Then the car in front of you, oh yeah I forgot to mention there was always a car in front of you, (animated one). Well it crashes into the wall of like some station and some workers blow it off and drag the guy out of it then they spray your car and a bunch of bad smelling smoke goes into your face. Then you climb out, I don’t know why they kept complaining it makes you sick which it DOESN’T.




Then we went to the pink café, a café where everything is pink, from the ice cream to the spoons and napkins. I got ice cream that came with a souvenir cup.




Then we watched a continuation of the shrek movie, when the dude got eaten by the dragon he came back as a ghost to marry the princess again and he kidnaps her but shrek and dragon and donkey save her, pretty straightforward, I really don’t feel like typing the story.

Then we went to Charlie brown land, went on an indoor roller coaster, looked around, and went to wizard of oz land, pretty gay, left.





Then we re-rode all the rides except Jurassic park, then we watched backdraft, it was like basically a documentary of making movies. Then we went to Jolly Noodles, we got pasta and pizza, came home, showered, went to bed, well blog dogs until next time, ill have bad punctuation and spelling.

Btw a missed a few of stuff with Spiderman, like I forgot that the octopus guy comes out and opens his claw and a bunch of heat rushes at you, I messed up a few scenes with the Spiderman and got the timing wrong a bit in some places, actually, sorry.